LOL. Chris, I hear what you are saying entirely. I guess I tend to be on the 'stength based side.' I try to look at the positives - and to me, you got a lot of great recognition in a very large newspaper. It certainly made me proud to have you as a forum member when I saw it (not meant to embarass, BTW).
Most importantly, I am sure that you will get a lot of business as a result of the printing.
Cheers,
James