Dave sounds like he's married, or been married, very good explanation of how to do thing right! I'd say just go camping zip the sleaping bags together, if she cant handle that then get a new wife. I will do somthings for a woman but I also expect that to speek up, the last thing i ever do is try get inside a womans head!

Again, maybe that's why I'm a single man at 36 years old! LOL

Take care,